A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Artificer

  • Published: 01 December 2019
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Comments • 2 121

  • Mikel Smith
    Mikel Smith  30 minutes back

    Man I like this videos. This format seems to attract attention, have you ever thought about doing a crap guide to d&d 5e, Races?

    • Risax
      Risax  2 hours back

      1:38 *Gasp* Log is here to spread the word of Oreyara and why Artificers are some awesome.

      • darkluster4
        darkluster4  10 hours back

        Actually, the Duskblade/Magus uses Int for spell casting. Have you ever looked into it and other alternate classes?

        • Taylor Shumate
          Taylor Shumate  12 hours back

          Is that Tiny Box Tim??

          • ray jude tubbs
            ray jude tubbs  14 hours back


            lazypurple would like to know your location

            • Philip Holt
              Philip Holt  14 hours back

              Now all that's left is the blood hunter

              • Stump the Scientist
                Stump the Scientist  17 hours back

                I love artificer and want to make one because you literally make 'Shotgun of Level Five Fireball'

                • bat facts101 101
                  bat facts101 101  18 hours back

                  Log ?

                  • Dr Satan
                    Dr Satan  20 hours back

                    A crap guide to rick sanchez

                    • Scott Lowe
                      Scott Lowe  20 hours back

                      If you want to play an artificer in a mech suit, I made a homebrew for it (think Iron Man, Evangelion/Pacific Rim, or any size mech in between).


                      • Sardec Xavier
                        Sardec Xavier  20 hours back

                        Crap guide to multiclassing?

                        • Justin Klett
                          Justin Klett  21 hours back

                          This has probably been suggested already...but I would love a crap guide to the different races and what bonuses they give.

                          • Ignighto Sunset
                            Ignighto Sunset  1 days back


                            • nugget 429
                              nugget 429  1 days back


                              • Egon
                                Egon  1 days back

                                OMG THIS IS GOLD

                                • Miss Ilea
                                  Miss Ilea  1 days back

                                  Do races next!! :D

                                  • Meghantron 88
                                    Meghantron 88  1 days back

                                    *sees pic of Nina and Alexander. Immediately throws phone and starts crying.*

                                    • nieooj gotoy
                                      nieooj gotoy  1 days back

                                      I’ve been seeing a lot of Fullmetal Alchemist references here... I love it.

                                      • king void rider
                                        king void rider  1 days back

                                        dont starve waggstaff

                                      • Charlie Uniform November Tango Golf Alpha Yankee

                                        I love this dude just because he mains sword and shield

                                        • David Fredman
                                          David Fredman  1 days back

                                          1:48 - fucking... oof.

                                        • Aha army
                                          Aha army  1 days back

                                          Hi am new to d&d and was wanting to make a class for artificer what should I do and where can I find the the rules for playing that class

                                          • STUV101
                                            STUV101  1 days back

                                            You still have the DM left to cover mate

                                            • Crimson The Mad
                                              Crimson The Mad  1 days back

                                              1:38 LOOOOOG...sorry love unexpectables

                                              • Stammer6
                                                Stammer6  1 days back

                                                Dude I seriously love your videos <3

                                                • Gillian Votaw
                                                  Gillian Votaw  1 days back

                                                  My newest character is an artificer Im so excited!

                                                  • Hamburger Sandwich
                                                    Hamburger Sandwich  2 days back

                                                    Enemy: en guard

                                                    Artificer: *pulls out sword and starts battling*

                                                    Artificer: *throws sword*

                                                    Enemy: you fool

                                                    Artificer: well you see the sword was never my weapon of choice

                                                    Artificer: *pulls out glock*

                                                    • nameistaken
                                                      nameistaken  2 days back

                                                      Thank you for introducing me to this class. I built one for a recent game. And creatively using magic has been the biggest amount of fun I’ve had.

                                                      • Bioshock Menolly
                                                        Bioshock Menolly  2 days back

                                                        0:47 Tiny Box Tim.

                                                        • KurtAngle89
                                                          KurtAngle89  2 days back

                                                          1.51 "and can help you grow closer bonds with your pets"...reference....the CHILLS...after 13 solid years

                                                          • HomicidalTh0r
                                                            HomicidalTh0r  2 days back

                                                            *sees eldrich cannon* Oh God you've created a monster

                                                            • LordMacD
                                                              LordMacD  2 days back

                                                              You gotta do blood hunters now

                                                              • Douglas Rankin
                                                                Douglas Rankin  2 days back

                                                                I had one of those dog toys as a kid that brought me back

                                                              • misolou fout
                                                                misolou fout  2 days back

                                                                “A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Dungeon Master” anyone?

                                                                • Bastion- Mega_klip
                                                                  Bastion- Mega_klip  2 days back

                                                                  A crap guide to Warhammer 40k: death Korps of krieg.

                                                                  "Commissar, did the Imerials betray us?"

                                                                  "Yes, now charge into that reaver titan, I'll follow you with my shovel-saw.:

                                                                • Dylan Wight
                                                                  Dylan Wight  2 days back

                                                                  I'm surprised you didn't say
                                                                  "This class was tailor made for gnomes. If you ain't a gnome, go home, you're doing it wrong. Yes, I'm looking at you High Elf main with your oh-so-special single bonus cantrip"

                                                                • Emotionless Records
                                                                  Emotionless Records  2 days back

                                                                  He created tiny box Tim

                                                                  • Lucid Dreamer
                                                                    Lucid Dreamer  2 days back

                                                                    I'm creating an Artificer for the next campaign and I'm so excited for this haha

                                                                    • Mr Scoops
                                                                      Mr Scoops  2 days back

                                                                      I don’t think the artificer can add INT to any roll? I’ve been playing one for a while now and can’t find anything about that

                                                                      • algien0xx
                                                                        algien0xx  2 days back

                                                                        That sounds fun

                                                                        • Stephen Venture
                                                                          Stephen Venture  2 days back

                                                                          Fma... tuny box tim... soul calibre... jesus fuck

                                                                          • Stephen Venture
                                                                            Stephen Venture  2 days back

                                                                            @opzz xsin no I've been seeing that too. What a day to be alive

                                                                          • opzz xsin
                                                                            opzz xsin  2 days back

                                                                            So am I the only one who noticed that the Bard and Paladin are holding hands at 0:27... That mad lass bard did it.

                                                                        • Cerberus
                                                                          Cerberus  2 days back

                                                                          I saw the Frostmourne. :)

                                                                          • HiiPER MaaDMaan
                                                                            HiiPER MaaDMaan  2 days back

                                                                            1:37 its log!

                                                                            • oiuet souiu
                                                                              oiuet souiu  2 days back

                                                                              Tchaikovsky no "Tchaikovsky yes! Tchaikovsky always yes!"

                                                                          • MTG Micheal
                                                                            MTG Micheal  3 days back


                                                                            • opzz xsin
                                                                              opzz xsin  2 days back

                                                                              chucks exploding vibrator at group of enemies VIBE CHECK

                                                                          • Sawsgaming
                                                                            Sawsgaming  3 days back

                                                                            Kill.. me...

                                                                            • Anthony Newton
                                                                              Anthony Newton  3 days back

                                                                              Are you gonna create a crap guide to the Revised Ranger?......I'm sorry

                                                                              • Nicolas Pine
                                                                                Nicolas Pine  3 days back

                                                                                Eldritch cannon with human legs scared me

                                                                                • Blug0n
                                                                                  Blug0n  3 days back

                                                                                  You should do something on dauntless